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Steinbeck's Sexy Beast Bars

Meet Steinbeck—the original sexy beast, and he absolutely knew it. He was the biggest farm hog we ever had come through sanctuary, tipping the scales at nearly 1,300 pounds—a whole legend on hooves. Steinbeck had striking blue eyes and a coat brushed in gray and charcoal like storm clouds at dusk. And every single day, without fail, he’d post up at the fence line and flirt through the walls with the ladies next door like it was his full-time job. No shame. All charm. Pure Steinbeck. Steinbeck’s Sexy Beast Bars capture that warm-night, come-closer energy. The scent is dark amber wrapped in sexy musk—smooth, sultry, and a little dangerous in the best way. It’s the perfect bar for a late summer shower when the air is still hot, the sky is going purple, and you want to walk out feeling like you’re the main character. Lather up. Turn heads. Steinbeck would insist. 😈🐷✨ Each slice of soap is 2.75” x 2.5” x 1”, 4oz,  and washes hands for about 2-3 months in most homes. If you use it for showering, make that 3 weeks! Why Choose Cleanpunk Soaps? We believe soap should be as delightful as it is kind. When we started soaping, we saw two extremes: bold, colorful soaps loaded with toxins, or simple, essential-oil-only soaps that lacked…character. Cleanpunk bridges the gap with vibrant, artistic designs made for the eco-conscious soul. 🌈 Cruelty-Free: Be kind to all living things 🦧 Palm-Free: Save the orangutans. 👃 Phthalate-Free Fragrances: No endocrine disruptors - gentle on you, and the environment 💖 Plastic-Free Sparkle: No microplastics harming our oceans 🖍️ Ethically Sourced Colorants: No child labor, ever Support a Mission That Matters Every Cleanpunk product funds Steampunk Farms Rescue Barn, providing care and sanctuary for abused and neglected animals. Your purchase helps animals like Steinbeck live their best life. Ingredients: Made with 🌾 Shea butter 🥥 Coconut oil 🫒 Olive oil 🌱 Rapeseed Oil 🌻 Sunflower oil 🍙 Rice bran oil 🌱 Castor oil

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Handcrafted rectangular soap bar with swirled marbling in deep teal, mauve, and taupe colors, topped with black peppercorns, displayed on a bamboo soap dish with towels and amber bottles.
Marbled handmade soap bar in teal, mauve, and tan swirls topped with black peppercorns, displayed on a wooden soap dish with amber bottles, towels, and dried botanicals.
Two-toned handcrafted soap bar on wooden slat dish with swirled turquoise, lavender and white top, clear bottom half with embedded dark blue spheres. Warm candlelit setting with dried flowers.
Two marbled soap bars stacked on a wooden dish, featuring swirled teal, mauve, and gold colors with visible black spherical botanicals embedded in the surface. Styled with smooth river stones and amber glass bottles.
Blue cylindrical box with colorful farm animal logo beside stacked handmade soap bars in terracotta, gray, and tan tones on a wooden soap dish with product tin.
Two stacked handcrafted soap bars with swirled pink, purple, and blue marbling on a wooden soap dish. The bars are topped with white foam or soap frosting, surrounded by a heart border, displayed outdoors.
Informational graphic showing soap bar specifications: dimensions of 2.75 x 2.5 x 1 inch, weight of 4 oz, and sustainability details. Features illustrated blue soap bars with size measurements.
Round metal tin labeled 'Scrub-O-Meter' with moderate gauge marking, surrounded by natural exfoliant ingredients including ground walnut shells, poppy seeds, and coconut on wooden board.
$9.00

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