Meet Bert & Ernie—our stately Ambassador sheep with big, spiraling horns and the kind of calm presence that makes the whole pasture feel more put-together. They arrived as a pair and stayed that way, moving through the world like a two-sheep parade: dignified, inseparable… and secretly sweet as candy. Bert & Ernie’s Taste The Rainbow is their namesake bar—bright, playful, and impossible to ignore. It’s packed with a blend of sweet, fruity fragrances that smell like pure happiness and looks like a lucky charm you can lather. These colorful swirls are made to lift your mood, bring a little sparkle to your day, and yes—maybe even tip the odds in your favor. Because if Bert & Ernie have taught us anything, it’s this: life’s better in pairs, and sweetness belongs everywhere. Each slice of soap is 2.75” x 2.5” x 1”, 4oz,  and washes hands for about 2-3 months in most homes. If you use it for showering, make that 3 weeks! Why Choose Cleanpunk Soaps? We believe soap should be as delightful as it is kind. When we started soaping, we saw two extremes: bold, colorful soaps loaded with toxins, or simple, essential-oil-only soaps that lacked…character. Cleanpunk bridges the gap with vibrant, artistic designs made for the eco-conscious soul. 🌈 Cruelty-Free: Be kind to all living things 🦧 Palm-Free: Save the orangutans. 👃 Phthalate-Free Fragrances: No endocrine disruptors - gentle on you, and the environment 💖 Plastic-Free Sparkle: No microplastics harming our oceans 🖍️ Ethically Sourced Colorants: No child labor, ever Support a Mission That Matters Every Cleanpunk product funds Steampunk Farms Rescue Barn, providing care and sanctuary for abused and neglected animals. Your purchase helps animals like Bert and Ernie live their best life. Ingredients: Made with 🌾 Shea butter 🥥 Coconut oil 🫒 Olive oil 🌱 Rapeseed Oil 🌻 Sunflower oil 🍙 Rice bran oil 🌱 Castor oil